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		<title>Happy Thanksgiving!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:33:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What better way to celebrate Thanksgiving &#8211; the best holiday of the year (well, aside from Super Bowl Sunday) &#8211; than with a cartoon? To that end, imagine what the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line would be like if it were manned by the Microsoft support staff? Maybe something like this: That&#8217;s my latest IT Underworld cartoon, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What better way to celebrate <strong>Thanksgiving</strong> &#8211; the best holiday of the year (well, aside from <strong>Super Bowl Sunday</strong>) &#8211; than with a cartoon?</p>
<p>To that end, imagine what the <a href="http://www.butterball.com/tips-how-tos/turkey-experts/overview" target="_new">Butterball Turkey Talk-Line</a> would be like if it were manned by the <strong>Microsoft</strong> support staff? Maybe something like this:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.itworld.com/offbeat/85876/if-microsoft-ran-butterball-turkey-talk-line" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.itworld.com/sites/default/files/u2341/it-underworld-59-380.jpg" alt="If Microsoft ran the Butterball Turkey Talk-line" title="If Microsoft ran the Butterball Turkey Talk-line" border="0"></a></p>
<p>That&#8217;s my latest <a href="http://www.itworld.com/blog/phil-johnson" target="_new">IT Underworld cartoon</a>, a weekly tune that I do for <a href="http://www.itworld.com" target="_new">ITWorld.com</a>. If you like it be sure to tell your friends, family and neighbors. Heck, feel free to also <a href="http://digg.com/microsoft/If_Microsoft_Ran_The_Butterball_Turkey_Talk_line">Digg it</a>. I won&#8217;t object.</p>
<p>Any <strong>love</strong> you can show it is <strong>greatly</strong> appreciated.</p>
<p>Have a <strong>great</strong> Thanksgiving! I hope you&#8217;ll be doing what I&#8217;ll be doing &#8211; <strong>eating and drinking myself silly</strong>. Remember, if you don&#8217;t, then the <strong>terrorists</strong> win.</p>
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		<title>Stuffed</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 01:15:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hope everybody had as nice a Thanksgiving as I did. I loaded up on gravy, mashed potatoes and pie &#8211; all of which has once again gone right to my hips. The holidays always wreak havoc on my figure. Aside from the orgy of food, it was also a good week for comedy! I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope everybody had as nice a <strong>Thanksgiving</strong> as I did. I loaded up on <strong>gravy</strong>, <strong>mashed potatoes</strong> and <strong>pie</strong> &#8211; all of which has once again gone right to my <strong>hips</strong>. The holidays always wreak havoc on <strong>my figure</strong>.</p>
<p>Aside from the <strong>orgy of food</strong>, it was also a good week for comedy! I cranked out two more <strong>poorly drawn</strong> cartoons and <strong>David Letterman</strong> told <strong>two</strong> of my jokes on TV!</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s start with the jokes. First, Dave told this one on Monday&#8217;s <strong>Late Show</strong> (11/24/08):</p>
<p><i>Political insiders are now saying that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton have formed a good working relationship but they don&#8217;t have a close personal relationship.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s right, Obama and Hillary have a good working relationship but not a close personal relationship &#8211; no, wait, I&#8217;m sorry, that&#8217;s Bill and Hillary.</i></p>
<p><a href="http://www.chumworth.com/audio/dave_112408.mp3">Download audio file (dave_112408.mp3)</a></p>
<p>Then, he told this little throw-away line that I wrote on his <strong>Thanksgiving Day show</strong> (11/27/08):</p>
<p><i>I have a lot to be thankful for this year.</p>
<p>Sarah Palin, Eliot Spitzer, John McCain, Amy Winehouse, Andy Dick&#8230;</i></p>
<p><a href="http://www.chumworth.com/audio/dave_112708.mp3">Download audio file (dave_112708.mp3)</a></p>
<p>Following on this Thanksgiving theme, <a href="http://www.itworld.com" target="_blank">IT World</a> published my latest <a href="http://www.itworld.com/blog/phil-johnson" target="_blank">IT Underworld</a> cartoon:</p>
<p><a href="http://itworld.com/offbeat/58291/thanksgiving-revelation-youre-turkey" target="_blank"><img src="http://itworld.com/sites/default/files/u2341/it-underworld-7.gif" border="0"></a></p>
<p>Last and pretty much least, I closed out the Thanksgiving week by posting yet another <a href="http://www.schwilm.com" target="_blank">Schwilm cartoon</a>:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.schwilm.com/november-28-2008" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.schwilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/schwilm-17.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<p>OK, enough with Thanksgiving! Time to get to work on <strong>Christmas</strong> and <strong>Hanukkah</strong> material&#8230;</p>
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		<title>The LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 17:11:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a lot to be thankful for this year. Sarah Palin, Eliot Spitzer, John McCain, Amy Winehouse, Andy Dick&#8230; Download audio file (dave_112708.mp3) You can also watch the video of the entire monologue here.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> I have a lot to be thankful for this year.</p>
<p><strong>Sarah Palin, Eliot Spitzer, John McCain, Amy Winehouse, Andy Dick&#8230;</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.chumworth.com/audio/dave_112708.mp3">Download audio file (dave_112708.mp3)</a></p>
<p>You can also watch the video of the entire monologue <a href="javascript:openLSVideo('http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/video_player/index/php/971626.phtml','725','660');">here</a>. </p>
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