LATE NIGHT with JIMMY FALLON

chumworth — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:16:36 +0000

Barry Bonds and his wife, Liz, are getting divorced.

Apparently she caught him injecting another woman.

You can also watch the video of the entire show here.

Is Hillary on Steroids?

chumworth — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:47:37 +0000

By now I’m sure you all know that Roger Clemens has gotten himself into a bit of hot water about this whole steroids thing. He and his former trainer Brian McNamee had a little he said/he said thing going at a recent congressional hearing on steroid use about whether Roger has used steroids and/or human growth hormone (HGH). Among the things they argued about was whether Roger attended a party in 1998 at the house of Roger’s former teammate and admitted juicer Jose Canseco.

What does all of this have to do with Hillary Clinton and her increasingly desperate struggle with Barack Obama, you ask? Isn’t it obvious? Mash it all together and you get a quality topical joke that I wrote and David Letterman told to open his monologue on last night’s Late Show (2/27/08).

Last night in Cleveland Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama had their last debate.

You can tell Hillary is getting desperate. At one point she accused Obama of attending a party at Jose Canseco’s house.

Click here to hear it live! (format: MP3, size: 217kb)

You can also watch the video of the entire monologue here.

Don’t let the title of this post fool you – Hillary has never used steroids. I mean, I don’t think so… probably not… I guess… right?

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LATE NIGHT with JIMMY FALLON

Is Hillary on Steroids?