Chumworth on the News » prison http://www.chumworth.com Real Headlines, Real Funny Tue, 07 Feb 2012 05:00:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 The LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN http://www.chumworth.com/2009/03/16/3628/ http://www.chumworth.com/2009/03/16/3628/#comments Mon, 16 Mar 2009 13:49:19 +0000 chumworth http://www.chumworth.com/?p=3628 Bernie Madoff spent his first weekend in jail in solitary confinement.

He’s alone 23 hours a day and he’s only allowed to shower twice a week – it’s like I have a twin.

Earlier today his guards caught him swindling himself.

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]]> http://www.chumworth.com/2009/03/16/3628/feed/ 2 The LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN http://www.chumworth.com/2008/12/08/3473/ http://www.chumworth.com/2008/12/08/3473/#comments Mon, 08 Dec 2008 15:15:13 +0000 chumworth http://www.chumworth.com/?p=3473 OJ Simpson was convicted on Friday to 33 years in prison, but it could be less with good behavior.

That seems likely because, really, when you think of OJ, you think of good behavior.

Legal experts say his main problem was his lawyer couldn’t find anything that rhymes with memorabilia.

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