Chumworth on the News » Jimmy Fallon http://www.chumworth.com Real Headlines, Real Funny Sat, 31 Jul 2010 05:00:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 LATE NIGHT with JIMMY FALLON http://www.chumworth.com/2009/06/11/3908/ http://www.chumworth.com/2009/06/11/3908/#comments Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:16:36 +0000 chumworth http://www.chumworth.com/?p=3908 Barry Bonds and his wife, Liz, are getting divorced.

Apparently she caught him injecting another woman.

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]]> http://www.chumworth.com/2009/06/11/3908/feed/ 1 LATE NIGHT with JIMMY FALLON http://www.chumworth.com/2009/06/03/3878/ http://www.chumworth.com/2009/06/03/3878/#comments Wed, 03 Jun 2009 20:33:47 +0000 chumworth http://www.chumworth.com/?p=3878 Vice President Joe Biden was in New York City yesterday and he bought a suit at Barney’s.

It cost $2,400 and it’s high quality material – made from the same fabric as his hair.

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Experts say GM will emerge from bankruptcy in 3 three years or 36,000 miles, whichever comes first.

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He surprised her by getting down on one knee, popping the question and slipping a diamond ring around her waist.

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Every Earth Day as a kid I used to wake up, run downstairs and see what Al Gore brought us.

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]]> http://www.chumworth.com/2009/04/22/3741/feed/ 1 LATE NIGHT with JIMMY FALLON http://www.chumworth.com/2009/04/21/3746/ http://www.chumworth.com/2009/04/21/3746/#comments Tue, 21 Apr 2009 12:41:07 +0000 chumworth http://www.chumworth.com/?p=3746 Bill Clinton and George W. Bush will appear together on stage in Toronto for a two-hour friendly debate.

Each side got to pick a topic, so the first hour will be centered on the international banking crisis, the second hour will be dedicated to NASCAR trivia.

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]]> http://www.chumworth.com/2009/04/21/3746/feed/ 1 More Low Paid Work for Me! http://www.chumworth.com/2009/03/27/3677/ http://www.chumworth.com/2009/03/27/3677/#comments Fri, 27 Mar 2009 19:18:37 +0000 chumworth http://www.chumworth.com/?p=3677 In case you haven’t been weeding through all those ridiculous entries from my Twitter feed that I recently started posting here on Chumworth.com, I had some big comedy writing news this week: I recently started contributing monologue jokes to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon!

Jimmy, of course, only recently took over Late Night from Conan O’Brien, who, of course, is heading out to California to take over the Tonight Show from Jay Leno (for whom I also once wrote monologue jokes) in a couple of months. Jimmy’s been on the air for about a month and last week I got the nod to start sending in freelance monologue jokes, as I’ve been doing for the Late Show with David Letterman for almost six years now (and, yes, I am still sending jokes into Dave).

Earlier this week, for the first time, Jimmy told a joke that I wrote! That’s one more notch I can add to my belt and not just for weight gain this time! If you missed the link to it in my Twitter feed, here it is:

Police in Nigeria have arrested a one hundred fourteen-year-old man after discovering more than one hundred bags of marijuana behind his house.

The good news is he’s only looking at a few months in jail. The bad news is that’s a life sentence.

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On the upside, I’m very excited to contribute to Jimmy’s show. On the downside, it means lots more work and lots more rejection. Well, I am certainly used to rejection so, what the hell!

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The good news is he’s only looking at a few months in jail. The bad news is that’s a life sentence.

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