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July 22, 2008.

Web Posted at: 3:13 pm EDT

Deja Vu

How hot has it been in the Northeastern United States this week, you ask? So hot that David Letterman is retelling jokes that I’ve written for him.

To wit, on Monday’s Late Show (7/21/08) Dave retold this little ditty that he originally told on 6/10/08:

It was hot and humid here in New York today.

It was so hot today that thing on Donald Trump’s head was panting.

You can also watch the video of the entire monologue here.

Nothing beats getting two checks for the same joke! Well, some things do, but not most things!

-Chum [link | comment]

Tags: David Letterman, Donald Trump, hairpiece, heat

June 11, 2008.

Web Posted at: 10:34 am EDT

Does It Drink From The Toilet Bowl, Too?

I don’t know about you, but for the last three or four days just every nook and cranny of my body has been moist with sweat due to this god awful heat wave we’ve been having in the northeast. Naturally, once the heat starts, so do the “It’s so hot…” jokes. The good news is, while the heat wave seems to be breaking today, my two-month long losing streak of not selling monologue jokes to David Letterman also broke, thanks to one of those jokes. Behold this one that Dave told on Tuesday’s Late Show (6/10/08):

It was hot and humid here in New York today.

It was so hot today that thing on Donald Trump’s head was panting.

Here’s the audio:

You can also watch the video of the entire monologue here.

First a joke sale and now dry armpits - life is good again!

-Chum [link | comment]

Tags: Donald Trump, heat