As if poor dumb Eliot Spitzer isn’t having a tough enough month as it is, now we find out this week that he likes to keep his calf-length black socks on during sex with prostitutes. Personally, I would never do that; I hate calf length socks and I hate, even more, black socks. I’m more of an ankle-length white sock fella, which should tell you just about all you need to know about me. My own opinion aside, I figure at the rates Eliot was paying for those girls, he had the right to wear whatever the heck he wanted on his tootsies.
In any case, this little factoid is obvious late night talk show monologue joke material. So it was no surprise when Dave Letterman told this joke I wrote about it on Monday’s Late Show (3/24/08):
We learned this week that former Governor Eliot Spitzer would wear his black socks during sex.
For me the only thing I keep on is my hairpiece.
Here’s the audio:
You can also watch the video of the entire monologue here.
Can’t wait to hear what David Paterson liked to wear he had sex with his mistress(es)…
-Chum [link | comment]Tags: David Paterson, Eliot Spitzer, hairpiece, prostitutes, sex, socks
