Chumworth on the News » Christmas http://www.chumworth.com Real Headlines, Real Funny Tue, 07 Feb 2012 05:00:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Et Tu, Rudolph? http://www.chumworth.com/2011/11/28/5589/ http://www.chumworth.com/2011/11/28/5589/#comments Mon, 28 Nov 2011 18:27:30 +0000 chumworth http://www.chumworth.com/?p=5589 Et Tu, Rudolph?

]]> http://www.chumworth.com/2011/11/28/5589/feed/ 0 Santa’s Gone Green http://www.chumworth.com/2010/12/23/5051/ http://www.chumworth.com/2010/12/23/5051/#comments Thu, 23 Dec 2010 21:02:58 +0000 chumworth http://www.chumworth.com/?p=5051 My latest IT Underworld cartoon for ITWorld.com.

Santa's Gone Green

NOTE: There’s still time to enter the latest IT Underworld cartoon caption contest!

]]> http://www.chumworth.com/2010/12/23/5051/feed/ 0 Santa Takes to the Cloud http://www.chumworth.com/2010/12/21/5043/ http://www.chumworth.com/2010/12/21/5043/#comments Tue, 21 Dec 2010 15:57:39 +0000 chumworth http://www.chumworth.com/?p=5043 My latest IT Underworld cartoon for ITWorld.com.

Santa Takes to the Cloud

NOTE: There’s still time to enter the latest IT Underworld cartoon caption contest!

]]> http://www.chumworth.com/2010/12/21/5043/feed/ 0 More to Love About Barcode Scanning Apps http://www.chumworth.com/2010/12/13/5030/ http://www.chumworth.com/2010/12/13/5030/#comments Mon, 13 Dec 2010 14:54:06 +0000 chumworth http://www.chumworth.com/?p=5030 My latest IT Underworld cartoon for ITWorld.com.

More to Love About Barcode Scanning Apps

NOTE: There’s still time to enter the latest IT Underworld cartoon caption contest!

]]> http://www.chumworth.com/2010/12/13/5030/feed/ 0 Christmas Eve in the North Pole IT Department http://www.chumworth.com/2009/12/26/4452/ http://www.chumworth.com/2009/12/26/4452/#comments Sat, 26 Dec 2009 16:39:46 +0000 chumworth http://www.chumworth.com/?p=4452 My Christmas Eve IT Underworld cartoon.

Christmas Eve in the North Pole IT Department

Merry (belated) Christmas!

]]> http://www.chumworth.com/2009/12/26/4452/feed/ 0 The Windows Christmas Screen of Death http://www.chumworth.com/2009/12/24/4444/ http://www.chumworth.com/2009/12/24/4444/#comments Thu, 24 Dec 2009 13:30:42 +0000 chumworth http://www.chumworth.com/?p=4444 The Windows Christmas screen of death

One of my recent IT Underworld cartoons… Merry Christmas!

]]> http://www.chumworth.com/2009/12/24/4444/feed/ 0 The LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN http://www.chumworth.com/2008/12/18/3499/ http://www.chumworth.com/2008/12/18/3499/#comments Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:05:03 +0000 chumworth http://www.chumworth.com/?p=3499 It’s Christmas time so it’s tip time.

I’m all set for that; earlier today I went to the bank and got a roll of quarters.

Download audio file (dave_121808.mp3)

You can also watch the video of the entire monologue here.

]]> http://www.chumworth.com/2008/12/18/3499/feed/ 1 Stuffed http://www.chumworth.com/2008/11/30/3451/ http://www.chumworth.com/2008/11/30/3451/#comments Mon, 01 Dec 2008 01:15:05 +0000 chumworth http://www.chumworth.com/?p=3451 I hope everybody had as nice a Thanksgiving as I did. I loaded up on gravy, mashed potatoes and pie – all of which has once again gone right to my hips. The holidays always wreak havoc on my figure.

Aside from the orgy of food, it was also a good week for comedy! I cranked out two more poorly drawn cartoons and David Letterman told two of my jokes on TV!

Let’s start with the jokes. First, Dave told this one on Monday’s Late Show (11/24/08):

Political insiders are now saying that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton have formed a good working relationship but they don’t have a close personal relationship.

That’s right, Obama and Hillary have a good working relationship but not a close personal relationship – no, wait, I’m sorry, that’s Bill and Hillary.

Download audio file (dave_112408.mp3)

Then, he told this little throw-away line that I wrote on his Thanksgiving Day show (11/27/08):

I have a lot to be thankful for this year.

Sarah Palin, Eliot Spitzer, John McCain, Amy Winehouse, Andy Dick…

Download audio file (dave_112708.mp3)

Following on this Thanksgiving theme, IT World published my latest IT Underworld cartoon:

Last and pretty much least, I closed out the Thanksgiving week by posting yet another Schwilm cartoon:

OK, enough with Thanksgiving! Time to get to work on Christmas and Hanukkah material…

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