My latest IT Underworld cartoon for ITWorld.com.

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My latest IT Underworld cartoon for ITWorld.com.

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My second cartoon is up on NPR‘s All Tech Considered Blog…

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My latest IT Underworld cartoon for ITWorld.com.

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I’m pleased to announced that I have contributed my first cartoon to NPR‘s All Tech Considered blog! Behold…

If reaction is good, they may even publish more of my material! If you like it, show it some love by commenting on the NPR site, recommending it, sharing it on Facebook, tattooing it on your back, etc.

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My latest IT Underworld cartoon for ITWorld.com. I draw a new one every week! That’s just how I roll.

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My latest IT Underworld cartoon for ITWorld.com. I draw a new one every week! That’s just how I roll.

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My latest IT Underworld cartoon for ITWorld.com. I draw a new one every week! That’s just how I roll.

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Last week President Obama nominated Elena Kagan to replace John Paul Stevens on the Supreme Court. As with every other Supreme Court nominee lately, her nomination has made some people happy, and some other people, uh, not so happy.

To me, Obama missed the obvious choice that would have made everybody happy…

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My latest IT Underworld cartoon for ITWorld.com. I draw a new one every week! That’s just how I roll.

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My latest IT Underworld cartoon for ITWorld.com. I draw a new one every week! That’s just how I roll.

Plus – I’ve colorized my first IT Underworld cartoon!

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The 2010 NFL draft is next week and, based on the recent goings on with my favorite football team, the Steelers might consider going in a non-traditional direction this year. For example….

I’m just throwing the idea out there, is all.

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My latest IT Underworld cartoon for ITWorld.com. I draw a new one every week! That’s just how I roll.

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Being from Pittsburgh, I’m a huge Steelers fan. Unfortunately, even the biggest Steeler fan like myself has to admit that – at best – Big Ben Roethlisberger is a big, immature douchebag. At worst… well, he’s something much worse. Time and the legal system will tell.

All the same, down there at the sight of his latest dumbass move, in Georgia, something fishy is going on – to his benefit (shocker). So, I went ahead and did a cartoon about it. Ergo and therefore – here it is:

Also, like my elementary school aged kids, I’ve started playing with primary – and, uh, secondary – colors! To wit and QED…

Oh yeah – if you don’t get the punchline reference to New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick videotaping players from other teams, here’s some background on Spygate.

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My latest IT Underworld cartoon for ITWorld.com. I draw a new one every week! That’s just how I roll.

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As a Pittsburgh native and – despite having lived in Boston for the last 23 (!) years – still a big Pittsburgh sports fan, the start of baseball season evokes the following thought: “Looks like the Pirates will suck again. But, hey, at least we have the Steelers to look forward to!”

Unfortunately, even the usually reliable hopes for another Steelers Super Bowl title are in question this year, thanks to Ben “Captain Dumbass” Roethlisberger’s latest demonstration of extremely poor decision making.

I won’t go int the details of his most recent boneheaded – and possibly illegal – move here, but I will share the following cartoon that it inspired.

Hey, at least we have the Penguins!

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My latest IT Underworld cartoon for ITWorld.com. A draw a new one every week!

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I was reading recently about new Red Sox third baseman Adrian Beltre and how he refuses to wear a protective cup, despite the fact that he took one in the jewels last season and suffered a – deep breath here – torn testicle.

That got to me thinking about athletes who should wear a cup but don’t. Aside from Beltre, one other other obvious candidate came to mind…

Do the right thing, gentlemen. Protect the boys.

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My latest IT Underworld cartoon.

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Don’t know about you, but I really enjoyed the recent Winter Olympics. However, I read about the debt that Vancouver will be left with, which makes me wonder if it’s worth it, and also led to the following cartoon…

But, hey, can you really put a price on watching Lindsey Vonn in a skiing outfit? I think not.

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My latest IT Underworld cartoon.

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My New Year’s Eve IT Underworld cartoon.

Happy (belated) New Year!

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My Christmas Eve IT Underworld cartoon.

Merry (belated) Christmas!

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One of my recent IT Underworld cartoons… Merry Christmas!

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What better way to celebrate Thanksgiving – the best holiday of the year (well, aside from Super Bowl Sunday) – than with a cartoon?

To that end, imagine what the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line would be like if it were manned by the Microsoft support staff? Maybe something like this:

That’s my latest IT Underworld cartoon, a weekly tune that I do for ITWorld.com. If you like it be sure to tell your friends, family and neighbors. Heck, feel free to also Digg it. I won’t object.

Any love you can show it is greatly appreciated.

Have a great Thanksgiving! I hope you’ll be doing what I’ll be doing – eating and drinking myself silly. Remember, if you don’t, then the terrorists win.

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PC World – in their kind and infinite wisdom – has seen fit to pick my technology cartoon, IT Underworld, as one of the funniest tech cartoons on the web!

They even led off the article with this one that I recently did:

I am humbled and honored and would like to thank my family, the academy and one JR Raphael for a very fine piece of journalism.

Thanks, JR!

In other cartooning news, I’m posting my new editorial cartoons over on Open Salon, and a couple have already been deemed an Editor’s Pick! If you like them, please swing by and give them some love.

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Are you an IT professional? Do you spend your time toiling away thanklessly on servers, networks, desktops and answering dumb questions from annoying end users all day long?

Or, on the other hand, are you one of those end users that has to deal with scary and strange IT professionals, who can never seem to answer your questions in plain English and, more often than not, could use a bath or at least a breath mint?

Well, either way, do I ever have something for you!

My newest comedy endeavor is a comic for the web site ITWorld.com, called IT Underworld. The inaugural cartoon has been posted here:

The concept: IT Underworld is the story of George and Elias, two lowly foot soldiers in the IT army of a large company, and their daily battles with clueless end users and meddling executives.

New cartoons will be posted here.

The plan is to produce one cartoon per week, through the end of December. If the reaction is good, we’ll keep it going!

So, please, tell your friends. Pass the word. Visit the site, add a comment, give it a thumbs up. Hell, feel free to tattoo IT Underworld on your forehead.

You get the idea.

That is all.

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Much as I love writing jokes for late night TV, my real dream in life as a young fella was to be a syndicated cartoonist. I loved TV and sitcoms and David Letterman and all that growing up, but what really got me going was reading Peanuts or Bloom County or Calvin and Hobbes.

I’m talking comic strips here, as in the multi-panel, recurring character type of features. Nothing, to me, beat that daily shot of comedy and art that they provided, not mention catching up with my favorite characters. For a long time, that’s what I angled to do with my life.

For a variety of reasons that I won’t go into here, I never pursued it as much as I should have. The thing that always held me back was the drawing. I love to draw, but I never formally studied it and doesn’t come nearly as easily to me as the writing.

But, every few years, I come back to the dream and start noodling around on a strip. The bug recently took ahold of me again. The result? A poorly drawn but hopefully funny strip. So, without further ado allow me to present (drum roll please) my latest attempt at a comic strip: Schwilm!

The basic premise so far: it’s about a guy named Bob Schwilm, the leader of the Marvelous Institute of Togetherness (MIT), a non-denominational, all-inclusive quasi religious/spiritual community. Bob has a wife, kids (for now – I may change that), a crazy congregation, goofy friends and relatives, etc. and so forth.

As you can see, the drawing is, to put it mildly, pathetic. My whole goal is to spend as little time drawing as possible. In fact, my friend (and amazing illustrator) Brad Fitzpatrick described my drawing style perfectly: it’s a I-don’t-care-what-you-think-of-my-drawing-skills style.

Well put!

But, I’ve decided, I don’t care! I’m a comedy writer. I have these characters and ideas in my head, and I’m just going to throw them out there.

The whole thing is a work in progress. Everything is still in development, from characters (a bunch of whom I have in my head but haven’t debuted yet) to character names to such details as whether Schwilm has children.

My goal for now is simple: one new strip a week.

If you like it tell your friends, write your congressperson, or even put Schwilm on your own site!

Of course, if David Letterman or Conan O’Brien or Bill Maher finally comes to his sense and hires me to write full time, all bets are off.

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