Chumworth on the News » Bernie Madoff http://www.chumworth.com Real Headlines, Real Funny Sat, 31 Jul 2010 05:00:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 The LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN http://www.chumworth.com/2009/03/16/3628/ http://www.chumworth.com/2009/03/16/3628/#comments Mon, 16 Mar 2009 13:49:19 +0000 chumworth http://www.chumworth.com/?p=3628 Bernie Madoff spent his first weekend in jail in solitary confinement.

He’s alone 23 hours a day and he’s only allowed to shower twice a week – it’s like I have a twin.

Earlier today his guards caught him swindling himself.

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You can also watch the video of the entire monologue here.

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