2003 Jokes

Below are the monologue jokes that I wrote for the Late Show with David Letterman that Dave told on air in 2003. Use the following links to see my jokes that Dave told in other years.

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We’ve got a big problem here in New York City now – rats. Lots of rats. They say there are 50 million rats in the city.And that’s not counting the ones who commute.

Dave told this joke on four different shows:

Air date: July 30, 2003

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Air date: August 1, 2003

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Air date: October 29, 2003

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Air date: December 19, 2003

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Today I saw another sure sign that summer is here. Demi Moore dropping Ashton Kutcher off at summer camp.

Air date: July 16, 2003

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In an effort to curb the spread of monkeypox the U.S. government banned the sale of prairie dogs. I hope this doesn’t affect the price of a Whopper.

Air date: June 25, 2003

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