For a brief time in 2006, I submitted jokes to LAST CALL with CARON DALY.
These are the jokes that I wrote that Carson told on air.
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are getting divorced. Britney is expected to get custody of the kids; no word yet on who gets custody of Kevin Federline.
Air date: November 16, 2006
An Australian company has developed new enhancing underwear for men to make them more attractive to women. Here’s how it works: the underwear enhances your bulge in the wallet area.
Air date: November 9, 2006
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie reportedly spoke recently for the first time in over a year. Sources say it was a short but extremely dumb conversation.
Scientists recently announced that they’ve discovered the 3 million year-old skeleton of an ape-like human ancestor. So far they’ve determined that this species was able to walk upright, climb trees and get elected governor of California.
Air date: October 11, 2006