Carson Daly

For a brief time in 2006, I submitted jokes to LAST CALL with CARON DALY.

These are the jokes that I wrote that Carson told on air.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are getting divorced. Britney is expected to get custody of the kids; no word yet on who gets custody of Kevin Federline.

Air date: November 16, 2006

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An Australian company has developed new enhancing underwear for men to make them more attractive to women. Here’s how it works: the underwear enhances your bulge in the wallet area.

Air date: November 9, 2006

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Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie reportedly spoke recently for the first time in over a year. Sources say it was a short but extremely dumb conversation.

Scientists recently announced that they’ve discovered the 3 million year-old skeleton of an ape-like human ancestor. So far they’ve determined that this species was able to walk upright, climb trees and get elected governor of California.

Air date: October 11, 2006

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