Twitter Updates for 2009-12-23
- we're almost out of A1 sauce. i'm resisting the urge to call 911. #
- this wine is making me thirsty – for more wine. #
- my flannel christmas tree boxer undershorts are clean! christmas has come early. #
- just ate fudge. good thing bikini season is a few months away. #
- Tiger Woods has been voted the PGA Player of the Year. Here's the funny thing – it had nothing to do with his golf game. #
- ate oatmeal and wheat toast for breakfast. may as well start pricing a move to del boca vista. #
- forget healthcare – when is obama going to do something about bananas that don't peel easily? it's becoming an epidemic. #
- President Obama was interviewd by NPR today. Smart move because if there's one group that he needs to win over it's public radio listeners. #
- my kids keep asking me what i want for christmas and i keep saying "peace and quiet." they think i'm joking. #
- this was inevitable: just got word that @jimmyfallon will no longer take freelance submissions. i've been fired again! #
- attention gentlemen: those earmuffs that wrap around the back of your head look just as dumb as regular earmuffs. #
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Try peeling the bananas from the other side (the end). You don’t even get the strings that way. It’s what monkeys do.