Tiger Woods has been voted the PGA Player of the Year. Here’s the funny thing – it had nothing to do with his golf game.

Tiger Woods has been voted the Player of the Year by his fellow pro golfers. He’s also been voted player of the year by every other guy on the planet.

President Obama sat down for an interview about health care today on National Public Radio. Apparently he’s hoping to finally win over public radio listeners.

More than 100 people spent the night at a department store in England this week after they were stranded by heavy snow. They said the worst part was having to avoid the clerks spraying perfume samples all night.

A man in China threatened to blow up a restaurant with dynamite strapped to his chest, but it turns out the dynamite were just sausages. Police say that he couldn’t have blown the place up but he could’ve caused some serious heartburn.

A 13-year-old dog in suburban New York was just diagnosed with swine flu – apparently he caught it from his owner. Experts are recommending that, just to keep their pets safe from the swine flu, dog owners should wipe their crotches down with Purel.

Supermarkets in Britain are selling out of premium toilet paper because people are stocking up to impress their out-of-town guests. Odds are if your guests are impressed by the quality of your toilet paper they’re probably also impressed by the fact that you have indoor plumbing.

Supermarkets in Britain are selling out of premium toilet paper because people are stocking up to impress their out-of-town guests. Who are these out-of-town guests? Survivor contestants?