President Obama held four bilateral meetings with world leaders in Copenhagen today. I think the only president to have more bilateral meetings in one day was Bill Clinton – but those weren’t with world leaders.
Tiger Woods has reportedly been golfing at night in Florida after intense therapy and counseling sessions. Golfing is good therapy for him since it’s the thing he does best – well, the second best thing.
Joe Biden compared high-speed Internet to modern highway infrastructure, saying it’s “a four-lane interstate versus…Route 9.” To be specific, he said it’s like a four-lane interstate with porn shops and casinos every 100 feet.
Police in Tennessee say a 4-year-old-boy broke into his neighbor’s house, drank a beer and opened their Christmas presents. His mother says she can’t figure out what happened – he usually likes to drink beer at home.
Big news. Kevin Jonas, from the Jonas Brothers, is getting married this weekend! We don’t know many specifics about the wedding, other than that there will be at least one lousy singer at the reception.
Researchers in Canada have discovered the world’s oldest known DNA – 419 million years old – inside ancient salt deposits. The previous oldest known DNA in the world was found in Larry King.
Two men in San Diego have created a device called Bark 4 Beer – a dog collar that retracts into a bottle opener. It’s expected to be a big hit with beer drinking dog owners and beer drinkers into S&M.
A high school music teacher in Arizona is on administrative leave after she took the choir to a Hooters restaurant. On the plus side, her students have nominated her for Teacher of the Year.
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