Twitter Updates for 2009-12-17
- Even Santa Claus is now going green. This year for the first time, all the bad little kids will get clean burning coal in their stockings. #
- holy crap it is cold out there. i've been indoors for 30 minutes already and my boogers have yet to defrost. #
- i refuse to refer to a staff meeting as a "staffer," but that's just me. #
- just saw a guy on the street with toilet paper hanging out of his pants. it does happen. #
- mrs chumworth is out again tonight, leaving me to feed and care for offspring all by myself (i.e. punishing me). #
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