Tiger Woods’ wife Elin has reportedly hired a divorce lawyer. This may be the best thing that could happen to Tiger – you know, getting divorced and settling down.

Tonight is the sixth night of Hanukkah. Down in Washington Senator Joe Lieberman is celebrating Hanukkah by making one new demand for passing the health care reform care bill each day.

This is crazy. A man in England Googled “how to deliver a baby” when his wife went into labor and found a step-by-step guide to help deliver a healthy baby girl. The sad part is he had to do the same thing to get his wife pregnant in the first place.

Police here in New York are searching for a man who exposed himself to a woman on a Queens-bound G train. The police have narrowed it down to about 2 million guys.

New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg is at the climate conference in Copenhagen this week. He demonstrated his own commitment to being green by sitting on recycled phone books.

Scientists in Indonesia have discovered an octopus that collects coconut shells for shelter. It’s an amazing discovery because it’s the first evidence that an invertebrate animal has watched Gilligan’s Island.

In England, a 45-year-old mother of 13 says she wants In Vitro Fertilization for her Christmas present this year so she can have her 14th child. Her husband said that for Christmas he wants a lifetime supply of Valium.

Boeing’s 787 Dreamliner – which can hold over 300 passengers – made its first test flight yesterday. Only the pilot and co-pilot were on yesterday’s flight; the next round of testing will include bitchy flight attendants.