Twitter Updates for 2009-12-14
- if you're trying to decide what to get me for christmas, a lobotomy would be good. #
- got a very strong 8 1/2 hours of sleep last night! i am fresh as a daisy and ready to be bitch-slapped by monday. #
- The Tiger Woods scandal will now be adapted into an adult film. They say it'll be pretty to true to the real story – but less dirty. #
- 8 1/2 hours of refreshing sunday night sleep have already been undone by four hours of monday morning. thanks, monday. #
- There are only 10 more shopping days until Christmas! Or, for you guys, only nine more procrastinating days. #
- christmas shopping tip for you fellas to make it as quick as possible: always shop with a full bladder. you'll be done in no time. #
- from @SportsGuy33: the 12 % Theory: every childbirth makes a woman 12 percent less sane until the kids can fully function on their own. #
- the christmas tree has been up and decorated for 24 hours. broken ornament count: 2. we're on pace for a new record. #
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