There are only 10 more shopping days until Christmas! Or, for you guys, only nine more procrastinating days.

The Tiger Woods scandal will now be adapted into an adult film. They say it will be pretty to true to the real story – but less dirty.

Angelina Jolie wrote an Op Ed for Newsweek where she calls on President Obama to do more to help Darfur. Today, in response, Michelle Obama told her to stay away from her husband.

Yesterday the Senate passed a $1.1 trillion spending bill with increased budgets for health, education, law and veterans’ programs. The bill has been passed by the House and Senate and now just has to be signed off on by Wall Street.

President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama have chosen their holiday card! Unlike the Bush’s card, the Obamas’ holiday card doesn’t mention Christmas, doesn’t feature a biblical passage, and doesn’t have any spelling errors.

Houston, Texas just became the largest city in the U.S. to elect its first openly gay mayor! That’s not counting the time that LA gave a key to the city to Ellen.

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi suffered a broken nose and two broken teeth after he was hit in the face by a statuette at a rally in Rome yesterday. He spent the night in the hospital but he’s apparently doing better because his condition has been upgraded from serious to horny.

Nobel Prize winning economist and MIT professor Paul Samuelson died yesterday at the age of 94. Lots of his former students are expected to attend his funeral – but most will drop it about half way through.