Hey everyone, it’s the first night of Hanukkah! Everybody’s got the Hanukkah spirit this year; for the next eight nights Tiger Woods will sleep with a different mistress.

On Hanukkah, you eat “latkes,” or potato pancakes. I love potato pancakes! I make them using a boxed mix: Aunt Jemimaberg.

George Stephanopoulos is going to become an anchor of “Good Morning America”. He’s starts on Monday, but it could be weeks before they finishing paint his name on the dressing room door.

Playboy just launched an iPhone app for $1.99 – but because of Apple’s no “adult content” policy there is no nudity. So, I guess we’ll finally found out how many guys really do read it for the articles.

A woman in Florida is suing Burger King for $5 million – claiming the company’s promotional text messages about burgers and milk shakes caused her “actual harm.” If the woman feels that text messages about their burgers and shakes are harming her, just wait until she actually eats the food.

A new study found that 1% of men buy gifts for their loved ones at gas stations on Christmas Day. I’m thinking, if that’s where those guys buy gifts for their loved ones, where do they buy gifts for people they don’t like that much?

Jenny Sanford, the estranged wife of South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, announced Friday that she has filed for divorce. Friends say he’s taking it hard and it could be months before he’s ready to start hiking again.

When asked if he gives good Christmas gifts, President Obama told Oprah: “I give nicer stuff than I get,” – which means the Nobel prize committee should be getting something really, really nice this year.