Twitter Updates for 2009-12-07
- time to start writing the annual chumworth family holiday letter. after weeding out the embarrassing stuff there ain't much left. #
- Police in Pennsylvania are searching for a man who robbed a bank dressed up as Santa Claus. They say he should be considered armed & jolly. #
- dear dark chocolate holiday m&ms: you… complete… me. #
- gotta take the car in today which means i'm working from home which means i'm charge of the kids which means i'm screwed. #
- working from home means one thing: unabated access to the toaster waffles. #
- just turned up the heat in the house. take that, al gore. #
- hmmm, it's almost noon. i assume mrs chumworth will be coming home any minute from work to make me lunch. #
- must be the holiday season; everybody seems pissed off. #
- almost time to pick the kids up from school. i have to otherwise mrs chumworth will yell at me. #
- 5:00 and mrs chumworth is still not home to relieve me from kid duty. i'm starting to hyperventilate. #
- the 10 yr old had to design a new country for geography. she came up with meat island. the capital is sausage city. that's my kid. #
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