One of Tiger Woods’ many alleged mistresses – a 34-year-old waitress from Florida – said in a recent interview that Tiger is “very well endowed” and “knows his way around the bedroom.” She said he’s never once gotten one of his balls stuck in the rough.

The White House announced Friday that President Obama will only attend the tail end of the climate conference in Copenhagen this week. It’s not that unusual; former President Clinton used to prefer the tail ends of things, too.

Copenhagen is expecting 140 private jets, 1,200 limousines and 20,000 people for the U.N. Climate Change Summit this week. The first major objective of the climate change summit: eliminating future climate change summits.

General James L. Jones said on CNN’s “State of the Union” yesterday the army doesn’t know exactly where Osama bin Laden is but their “best estimate is somewhere in North Waziristan.” He said if bin Laden isn’t in North Waziristan then he must be in South Whoknowsistan.

Did you hear about this? A man in Maryland updated his Facebook and Twitter accounts from the altar during his own wedding on Friday. He’s also planning to update Facebook and Twitter during his upcoming divorce proceedings.

Police in Pennsylvania are searching for a man who robbed a bank dressed up as Santa Claus. They say he should be considered armed and jolly.

Michael Vick returned to Atlanta yesterday and scored his first two touchdowns since his reinstatement to the NFL – in the Eagles’ 34-7 win over the Atlanta Falcons. It didn’t start well for Michael – he was greeted with a lot of booing, hissing and growling.

Brett Favre broke the NFL record for most consecutive games played yesterday with 283 in the Vikings’ game against the Cardinals. He also set a new NFL record for giving the most interviews standing naked in front of his locker.