• quite the beautiful morning up here in maine. drinking coffee like a mofo. #
• gotta go back home today to one very pissed off cat. #
• can’t wait to get home and mow the lawn. pinch me. #
• playing six year old in checkers. she’s hanging tough, but i’m done showing mercy. #
• this checker game with the six year old is turning into the battle of stalingrad. #
• packing up for the trip home. well, technically, mrs chumworth is packing and i’m watching the wimbledon final. #
• just about time to hit the road back home. wonder if my beer missed me as much as i missed it. #
• back home! one of my neighbors kindly brought in my trash cans. sadly, neither of them mowed my lawn. #
• time to go mow the lawn. testosterone levels are surging! that won’t last. #
• just found out how much piano lessons for both kids will be costing us this fall. total fred sandford moment. #
• the kids are inside watching ace of cakes. i’m on the porch writing jokes and drinking beer. perfect! #
• 1.6 million douchebags apply for tickets to michael jackson’s memorial service. nice going, losers! #
• RR: attention: new IT Underworld cartoon posted! http://tinyurl.com/lbo89l #
• i don’t get this honduras thing. some guy wants to get IN to honduras? strange. #
• not to brag, but my lawn looks so good i’m already planning my acceptance speech for the nobel prize in lawn maintenance. #
• making whole wheat pasta for dinner. i need help. #

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