• celebrity birthdays: the U.S. turns 233 today. let’s remember those who helped make it happen: washington, jefferson, larry king, etc. #
• JOEY CHESTNUT!!!!!! america wins again. i’m getting misty-eyed. #
• god bless america. land where a man from humble beginnings can grow up to eat 68 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes. how i love her! #
• playing chess with the six year old. one of us is toying with the other. #
• it’s taking a little too long to beat the six year old in chess. #
• just ran out for wine, cheese, coffee and cupcakes. we’re all set for july 4th celebrations! #
• now time to play the nine year old in chess. i’ll play with a handicap: i’ll be drinking. #
• the six year old is about go paint the kangaroo. i didn’t start doing that until college. #
• here we go: chess game between me and the 9 year old has begun! i’m opening with my classic gambit: move pieces randomly towards opponent. #
• daughter moving her pieces out fast. she’s aggressive. she’s also going down in flames. #daddydaughterchess #
• using some ancient chess strategy: trash talking. the nine year old is distracted. #daddydaughterchess #
• with each move i smile knowingly and chuckle condescendingly. it’s all part of my game. #daddydaughterchess #
• just took kid’s bishop. i’m refraining from doing the victory dance just yet. #daddydaughterchess #
• about to envelope 9 yr old in a classic pincer movement. poor kid has no idea what’s coming. #daddydaughterchess #
• CHECK! this game is almost over. #daddydaughterchess #
• nine year old just put me in check. clearly, i’m toying with her. #daddydaughterchess #
• 9 year old keeps putting me in check. she’s falling for my classic rope-a-dope strategy. sucker. #daddydaughterchess #
• CHECKMATE!! i win. time for a beer and victory lap. #daddydaughterchess #
• drinking beer on the in-laws front porch, watching the girls paint the kangaroo. hard to beat this! #
• the kids are getting nuts. the more i drink the less it bothers me. #
• just had cupcakes and wine. feeling good, loius! #
• sweet crap – steve mcnair is dead? i find this much more disturbing than michael jackson dying. #
• who needs fireworks when you have two kids under 10? every night has fireworks. #
• watching fargo. more entertaining than the pops. #

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