Twitter Updates for 2009-07-01
- bernie madoffs gets 150 years in jail. i’m going to work again. no end in sight for either of us. #
- been noticing a lot of preggo ladies about to pop on the streets lately. looks like september 08 was one horny month. #
- we can remove the president of honduras, but we still haven’t eradicated mosquitoes. wtf? #
- is it possible to OD on pretzels? i’m about to find out. #
- ok, my head is officially about to explode. #
- do i need a drink? yes. how badly? so badly that i am asking myself questions. #
- i am drawing a robot. how sad my life has become. #
- don’t tell me you kids have never gotten the led out? #
- nobody gets the “don’t tell me you kids have never gotten the led out?” line? where’s @stevegarfield? he’d get it. #
- ok, powering down to go read my new book – topless. #
- ok, now i’m REALLY powering down to read my book (topless). you people keep distracting me. #
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