Down in Washington last night Sarah Palin appeared at a Republican fund raising dinner. She didn’t speak at the event but she did participate in the swimsuit competition.

Barry Bonds and his wife, Liz, are getting divorced. Apparently she caught him injecting another woman.

Here in New York City this week they broke ground on a new tunnel under the Hudson River. It’s expected to create 6,000 new jobs – and that’s just within the Gambino crime family.

Phil Spector’s wife said in a recent interview that she’s not a gold digger and that they had frequent sex. Coincidentally, earlier today his new cellmate said the same thing.

This past weekend in Florida a 93-year-old man and an 89-year-old woman got married. So, congratulations to Larry King!

Astronomers announced this week that they’ve weighed the most massive black hole ever: it’s 6.4 billion times the mass of the sun. It’s so big they have to estimate it’s actual weight using mathematical models – it’s the same way they weigh Rosie O’Donnell.

For the first time in 30 years, Saudis were allowed to go to the movies this weekend, but no women were allowed. Industry experts say they haven’t seen this many guys going to the movies alone since Star Trek opened.

A 23-year-old rancher in South Dakota won the $232 million Powerball lottery. What are the odds of that – somebody living in South Dakota?