President Obama arrived in Saudia Arabia earlier today. The Saudi King picked him up at the airport and took him into Riydah – and Obama gave him a nice tip.
Vice President Joe Biden was in New York City yesterday and he bought a suit at Barney’s. It cost $2,400 and it’s made from a wool and cotton blend – just like his hair.
Nobody was seriously injured when a 93-year-old man in Massachusetts drove his car into a Wal-Mart. He was taken in for questioning – right after he finished his shift as a greeter.
A woman flying from Chile to Spain was arrested when police discovered that her two suitcases were made of cocaine. Airline officials say they became suspicious when Amy Winehouse tried to claim her luggage.
A woman in Pennsylvania is searching for her runaway pet â€" a 52-pound African tortoise. Technically, it’s more of a walkaway pet.
Wednesday was National Fist Bump Day – which marks a year since Barack Obama celebrated getting the presidential nomination by bumping fists with Michelle Obama. It also marks the official end to ideas for holidays.
Aretha Franklin and Barry Manilow will sing in Washington, D.C.’s annual Fourth of July celebration on the National Mall. That is, assuming she doesn’t eat him.
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