Experts say that because of the Recession, Social Security will be depleted in 2037, four years sooner than originally predicted. The good news is global warming will wipe out the planet long before then.
Sarah Palin announced yesterday that she is going publish a memoir next year. Her first task: look up how to spell “memoir.”
An Amish teenager in upstate New York was ticketed for having beer in his horse-drawn buggy. Apparently he failed a roadside sobriety test: he couldn’t build a barn that was plumb.
Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart are engaged. He surprised her by getting down on one knee, popping the question and slipping a large engagement ring around her waist.
A waitress at a Waffle House in South Carolina was arrested after shooting a customer over a dispute. She’s been charged with attempted murder – not for the shooting, but for serving somebody Waffle House food.
Drug officials say the international cocaine market is in retreat. The demand for cocaine has dropped so much that earlier today representatives from the straw industry asked Congress for a bailout.
The Senate backed an amendment Tuesday that would allow people to carry loaded guns in national parks. They also set a two-tourist limit for hunters.
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