It was a lovely day here in New York City today.

It was so nice today that Air Force One buzzed the city with the top down.

Earlier today over at Yankees Stadium NYU held it’s graduation ceremonies.

Each of those kids and their parents spent several hundred thousand dollars to be able to sit in Yankee Stadium for a few hours – just like Yankee fans.

Earlier today over at Yankee Stadium Hillary Clinton gave the commencement address to NYU graduates.

Hillary did well; she gave an inspirational speech and then two-hit the Yankees.

The Yankees are auctioning off all sorts of stuff from the old Yankee Stadium.

There’s all sorts of stuff available from grass, to steel, to concrete – and that’s just the hot dogs.

The Yankees are auctioning off all sorts of stuff from the old Yankee Stadium.

The prices are crazy; I took a look at the auction site and the cheapest thing on the list was Madonna.

Lindsay Lohan is rumored to be seven weeks pregnant.

So that means she’s being bisexual for two now.

A 12-year-old boy has officially filed to run for president of Iran.

I believe he’s the first person with the brain of a sixth grader to run for president since George Bush.

An orangutan at a zoo in Australia tried to escape by short-circuiting electrical wires and building a ladder.

Experts say it’s the most impressive performance by a big dumb ape since Arnold Schwarzenegger was elected governor of California.

Boy George was released early from prison this week after serving 4 months of a 15-month sentence for false imprisonment.

He said after four months of body cavity searches, showering with other men and being made somebody’s bitch he can’t wait to go back.

Victoria Gotti’s is losing her Long Island home to foreclosure.

The bad news is the bank wants to foreclose on her; the good news is nobody at the bank is willing to go over there and kick her out.