• happy mother’s day to you mommies! what better way to celebrate mother’s day then bringing daddy breakfast in bed? #
• heading up to the in-laws to celebrate mother’s day with mrs chumworth, my MIL, sister-in-law, and a bunch of kids. should be nutty! #
• good thing penguins-capitals game 6 isn’t until tomorrow night. my gimpy groin could use the rest. #
• just ate quiche. Testosterone levels dropping fast. #
• Just had a lovely mother’s day lunch at in-laws. I even wore pants. You’re welcome, ladies! #
• home from mother’s day activities. now i am sitting and have a drink. losing the urge to write jokes. #
• cranking up the sinatra channel on sirius. i love my satellite radio. #
• having brown rice and vegetables for dinner. someone please put me out of my misery. #
• just cleaned my kids’ dirty feet. jesus god on high i deserve a medal. #
• sunday night boozing – always risky. #
• the seven year itch – always worth watching. plus, marilyn looks as good as ever. #
• tomorrow begins my final week at the current job. can anybody say “pants DEFINITELY optional”?! #
• big day tomorrow; it starts off with my EXIT INTERVIEW! it’ll be all downhill from there. #
• after a weekend of joke writing block, all of a sudden, the jokes are flowing. sucky jokes, but still… #

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