• here’s the saturday plans: apply caffeine directly to eyeballs, mow lawn, attend nueve de mayo party down the street and drink lots of beer. #
• the girls have turned on “18 kids and counting.” the parents say they have conservative values. well, duh. #
• i’m due for a mid morning snack. i could have anything i want! yet, i am choosing to have a banana. that’s just how i roll. #
• lawn mowed. it continues to look twice – no three times – as good as my annoying neighbor’s lawn. i win! #
• gonna clean the bathroom. then we head down the street to booze it up. #
• i ain’t no fan of corona – except if it’s being offered free in large quantities by a neighbor down the street. muy bien! #
• mrs chumworth is quite taken with with the bouquet of sunflowers i got her for mother’s day! score! #
• the beer is going down smooth and easy! chicken wings on the grill…! #
• i am loaded with beer and mexican food. ready for some hockey – and more booze! #
• GGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL! love it. #
• YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! goal goal goal goal goal!!! we win! #pens #
• ha ha ha ha! sorry caps fans. the penguins own OT. winning is fun! winning in overtime is even more fun! #pens #

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