Happy Earth Day! It’s the day when little kids wake up, run downstairs and see if Al Gore left them presents overnight.
A judge in Idaho ordered a defendant’s mouth to be taped shut after he repeatedly interrupted court proceedings. That sounds bad but it could have been worse – he could’ve been farting.
On Monday, Mia Farrow will begin a hunger strike – only drinking water – to protest the conditions in Darfur. When they heard this people in Darfur said, “Great! Who’s Mia Farrow?”
Madonna is recovering well from being thrown from a horse over the weekend. Earlier today she was right back it, mounting a Yankee.
The Yankees are having trouble selling their high priced tickets behind home plate. Here’s how desperate they are to sell those tickets: today they announced that anybody who buys a $2,500 ticket behind home plate gets a date with Madonna.
In Arkansas, two new news anchors got engaged during the six o’clock news over the weekend. That’s amazing – who knew they had TV in Arkansas?
In Arkansas, two new news anchors got engaged on the air over the weekend. Here’s how it happened: he proposed during the six o’clock news and they told everybody to tune in at 11:00 for the answer.
President Obama will invite the Israeli, Palestinian and Egyptian leaders to the White House for separate talks on the Middle East peace process. Obama figures he can live in the White House with his mother-in-law, then anyone can get along.
Over in Gaza this week Hamas has opened their first bank. Today they announced that anybody who opens a new account will get a free suicide belt.
Over in Gaza this week Hamas has opened their first bank. Earlier today the bank officially applied for it’s first bailout.
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