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April 21, 2009.
  Web Posted at: 9:42 am UTC

The one surviving Somali pirate arrived in New York City today to be put on trial.

He’s got a big week coming up: today he arrived in town, tomorrow he gets arraigned and Friday he co-hosts the View.


Madonna is recovering well from being thrown from a horse over the weekend.

Earlier today she was right back it, mounting a Yankee.


Madonna was thrown from a horse this past weekend.

Doctors said she only suffered minor injuries but, just to be safe, they say it’ll be a couple of weeks before she can adopt again.


The Yankees are having trouble selling their high priced tickets behind home plate.

Here’s how desperate they are to sell those tickets: today they announced that anybody who buys a $2,500 ticket behind home plate gets a shot at Madonna.


The Yankees are having trouble selling their high priced tickets behind home plate.

Here’s how desperate they are to sell those tickets: today they announced that anybody who buys a $2,500 ticket behind home plate gets a free hot dog.


Yesterday in Switzerland dozens of people walked out of a speech by Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in which called the Israeli government racist.

Did you see it? It was like watching a tape of me hosting the Oscars.


Congratulations to the New York Times for winning five Pulitzer Prizes yesterday, including one for breaking the Eliot Spitzer sex story.

Earlier today they sent Eliot Spitzer a thank you gift – I believe her name was Misty.


Celebrity birthdays: Queen Elizabeth turns 83 today.

She’s the oldest English queen. The second oldest English queen? Elton John.


17 Again is the number one movie this week.

It’s about a grown up man inside a young man’s body but don’t be confused: it’s not about Michael Jackson.


Miss North Carolina USA Kristen Dalton was crowned Miss USA 2009 on Sunday.

You can tell the economy is bad because during the question and answer portion, when she was asked how she would fix the economy, Timothy Geithner was there taking notes.

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