• good news: i’m home all week! bad news: so are the kids! worse news: mrs chumworth went to work today. i’m screwed. #
• giving the girls a beat down in clue jr. builds character. #
• apparently being on vacation doesn’t help my joke writing. #
• Earlier today President Obama held his first cabinet meeting. It all went smoothly, except for when Joe Biden screwed up the coffee order. #
• just ordered three yards of mulch. does life get better than this? #
• taking a break from edging. really, i need to pinch myself everyday to remember this isn’t a dream! #
• 17 Again is the #1 movie. It’s about a grown up man inside a young man’s body but don’t be confused: it’s not about Michael Jackson. #
• done edging the front yard. now to shower up then the chumworth are heading out to dinner! you’ve been warned. #
• i can’t be the only person who uses ibuprofen as a recreational drug. #
• survived family dinner at chilis. 23 ounces of blue moon (for me) helped. #
• watching vicky christina barcelona. if that scarlett johansson is in it, i will watch. #
• i’m enjoying viky christina barcelona – and not just because it’s got peneolope cruz in low cut tops. i swear. #
• look at me, up at 10:30 on a monday night! must be vacation week. no doubt this will make me gassier tomorrow. #

Powered by Twitter Tools.

Tags: tweets, Twitter