Zac Efron’s movie “17 Again” topped the box office this weekend with $24.1 million. It’s about a grown up man inside a young man’s body but don’t be confused: it’s not about Michael Jackson.

Madonna was thrown from a horse this weekend after it was startled by paparazzi taking her photograph. She hasn’t been dumped on her ass like that since Guy Richie asked for a divorce.

Madonna was thrown from a horse this weekend after it was startled by paparazzi taking her photograph. Doctors said she only suffered minor injuries but, just to be safe, it’ll be a couple of weeks before she can adopt again.

Miss North Carolina USA Kristen Dalton was crowned Miss USA 2009 on Sunday. You can tell the economy is bad because during the question and answer portion, when she was asked how she would fix the economy, Timothy Geithner was there taking notes.

A memo from 2005 shows that terror suspect Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was waterboarded 183 times in one month. Mohammed said it was brutal but, on the plus side, he never felt cleaner.

During a Summit of the Americas, Hugo Chavez – the President of Venezuela – gave President Obama a book about U.S.’s exploitation of Latin America. President Obama thanked him for the gift saying “Great – now I’ll know how to exploit Latin America!”

Police in New Jersey say a man posing as a waiter collected almost two hundred dollars from customers. The customers said they became suspicious when he got their orders right and their food arrived on time.

To boost its ratings, MTV will begin airing reality shows about celebrities doing community service. The first show will feature Ashlee Simpson not recording music.

In Georgia, two employees of a Hooters restaurant fought off a man after he broke into their car. What happened was the Hooters girls sat on the guy while some other people called the police. When the cops showed up to free him the guy said, “No, thanks, I’m good!”

A new study shows that the erectile dysfunction drugs Cialis and Viagra do not damage men’s vision. The bad news is they found that ED drugs can cause women to see stars.