A court in Malawi has rejected Madonna’s request to adopt a little girl. She hasn’t been rejected like that since A-Rod dumped her for his mirror.
Next month the Hollywood Wax Museum is going to auction off wax reproductions of 200 celebrities. The Michael Jackson reproduction is waxy, pasty, and poorly carved – in other words it’s a perfect replica.
The Taliban will now stop measuring the length of mens’ beards. They say now it doesn’t matter how long your beard is; all that matters is how you use it.
Earlier this week Domino’s gave out 11,000 free pizzas by mistake. What happened was a coupon for a free pizza was accidentally posted on their web site and Michael Moore used it 11,000 times.
Journalists in London this week who were trying to call Hillary Clinton for an interview about the NATO summit were accidentally given a sex line number instead. When he heard that people trying to call his wife got phone sex instead Bill Clinton said, “Why doesn’t that happen to me?”
The Federal government announced today that unemployment in this country is at a 25-year high – and that’s just among auto company CEOs.
This weekend, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame will hold its induction ceremony at its Cleveland headquarters for the first time in twelve years. You have to feel bad for Cleveland; even the people that choose to be there don’t want to be there.
Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was indicted on nineteen federal corruption charges on Thursday. He’s planning to plead not guilty by reason of insanity; his first piece of evidence will be his hair.
Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was indicted on nineteen federal corruption charges on Thursday. He’s charged with conspiracy, fraud, and committing various crimes against his hair.
Michael Vick’s lawyer says that he’s going to work for a construction company when he gets out of prison. He doesn’t have a lot of job options; at this point he couldn’t even get elected dog catcher.
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