Twitter Updates for 2009-03-29
- the kids are watching “how the grinch stole christmas.” strange for march but the important thing is it’s keeping their yaps shut. #
- gonna go check out the new bakery in town. they probably won’t have anything on tap. #
- hmm, the new bakery is pricey. we’ll see if the treats are worth it. being a man of wealth and taste i have high standards. #
- college buddy/architect coming over to discuss third floor renovations. seems like a good time to spend a lot of money. why not? #
- note to self: third floor remodel looking more expensive than planned. have mrs chumworth demand raise next week. #
- first lawn work of the year complete: raking! i have earned several beers, which i will reward myself with later. now: shower time. #
- another day, another check from mr letterman! i love getting paid for comedy! #
- i am clean and heading out to do food shopping in shorts, thereby exposing my gorgeous gams. you’re welcome ladies! #
- <— beer time! starting with some of this: http://tinyurl.com/c6nh6e #
- getting ready to broil some fish. time to remove the smoke detector batteries! #
- oh. my. god. nine year old just announced she’s gotten her first bra. sweet jesus, joseph and mary i need a much stiffer drink. #
- once the kids are in bed, we will break out the champagne! #
- mrs chumworth just announced (loudly) that she’s making brownies. you go girl. #
- actually have pitt-villanova game on the tv. wish i could get excited about it. it’s not happening. #
- the kids are down and the champagne is open! #
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