Twitter Updates for 2009-03-28
- On Thursday President Obama held an online town hall meeting. He received 104,000 questions and 50,000 offers for male enhancement. #
- the oregon urology institute is encouraging men to get a vasectomy during the ncaa tournament. one more reason to hate basketball. #
- i am not my job. i am not my job. i am not my job. #
- Miss Montana has been charged with DUI. Police say she couldn’t recite the alphabet â€" but they didn’t say how they could tell she was drunk. #
- congrats to @jesseluna for winning the latest IT Underworld cartoon caption contest! http://tinyurl.com/d3reky #
- gonna go brush my teeth. you’re welcome, coworkers. #
- just bought a very large coffee. let’s hear it for drugs you openly use at work! #
- to go home and make with the drinky-drinky. #
- drinking some dogfish head 60 minute ipa. watching rachael ray. hmmm. #
- mrs chumworth just noted that rachael ray’s behind looks as “big as arizona”. arizona is pretty good sized. #
- t-minus 10 minutes until the kids go to bed. nirvana awaits! #
- the kids are down! time for more beer and week old pizza! #
- i was reminded tonight that, like an expensive french cheese, ben affleck only stinks more and more over time. someone revoke his SAG card. #
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