Twitter Updates for 2009-03-25
- just got into work and i already have a splitting headache. not a good sign. #
- ANNOUNCEMENT: i have broken my cherry on another late night show. jimmy fallon told one of my jokes last night! details to come. #
- ok, here’s the first joke of mine that jimmy fallon has used: http://tinyurl.com/d8mphy #
- note to self: go easy on the coffee before this afternoon’s meeting. must remain remain calm and professional. #
- Octomom won’t identify the father of her kids. All she’ll say is he’s in his late 30s, he’s not American and he won’t return her messages. #
- the chumworths are about to attempt family dinner again. sweet lord this can’t end well. #
- ok, we survived family dinner with no tears, bleeding or punishments. now, i am on my own for bed time. THAT can’t possibly go as well. #
- this is funny: dave letterman’s bear story: http://tinyurl.com/dj68hn #
- An 8th grader in Fla was suspended for for farting on the bus. School officials say that behavior is unacceptable â€" funny, but unacceptable. #
- between wife, daughters, mother-in-law and female cat this house is overrun with estrogen. i’m going to hide under the covers. #
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