Microsoft has released Internet Explorer 8, which has a special porn mode. Here’s how porn mode works: it makes it much easier to operate the browser one handed.
On this date in 1857 the first elevator was installed here in New York City. March 23, 1857 was a big day because it was not only the date the first elevator was installed but it was also the date of the first ever awkward elevator silence between two people.
Octomom Nadya Suleman has revealed some information about the father of her octuplets. She said he’s in his late thirties, he’s not American and she currently can’t a hold of him.
In China they announced today that they’re developing a musical based on Das Kapital. They say the goal is to help tell the story of communism in a much gayer way.
A New Jersey company is selling official Yankee Stadium grass. Not to be outdone, earlier today Michael Phelps introduced his own line of grass.
A minister in Iowa is giving away shot glasses that advertise his church’s name and number to area bars. He said he only did it because hosting a wet T-shirt competition seemed tacky.
The Post Office announced last week that it’s cutting 3,000 jobs. It’s already affecting the economy – this week gun sales are way up.
Police in Nigeria have arrested a one hundred fourteen-year-old man after discovering more than one hundred bags of marijuana behind his house. The good news is he’s only looking at a few months in jail. The bad news is that’s a life sentence.
This September, a man in Spain will become the first transsexual ever to give birth to twins. He says being a pregnant man is tough; he never wants to have sex with himself.
Egypt is asking for the return of a 3,000-year-old wooden coffin that is currently in Miami. Archaeologists are calling it the earliest known example of lost luggage.
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