Twitter Updates for 2009-03-22
- had a dream about grilling and in the dream my grill was too small. no, wait, i mean it was too big. obscenely big. #
- my girls have found the most god awful show in the history of TV: toddlers & tiaras. brings back bad memories of my own beauty pageant days. #
- mrs chumworth was craving chocolate cake so i pulled a 7 layer belgian chocolate cake out of the freezer. i am a problem solver! #
- haven’t showered, haven’t shaved and am now heading to the hardware store. look out ladies – the testosterone is flowing! #
- just opened visa bill and had a fred sanford elizabeth-i’m comin’-to-join-ya-honey moment. #
- taking the six year old food shopping. then home to crack open some beer. #
- back from food shopping! almost beer time. #
- RR: new IT Underworld cartoon posted! http://tinyurl.com/cdy7t8 #
- getting a jump on jokes for monday. my work ethic really is almost embarrassingly strong. #
- mrs chumworth bought the nine year old daughter a bunch of new spring clothes. meanwhile, i’ve got underwear older than her. #
- starting off the evening with the dogfish 60 minute IPA. also making pizza for the girls. gonna make an adult pizza later. #
- one beer down. next one open. feeling good, louis! #
- kids fed, now outside burning off energy. counting down until bed time. #
- oh my god – i just created the world’s greatest looking pizza. it is in the oven! #
- finally getting kids in bed. almost ready to pop open the champagne. #
- the girls are in bed. maybe there is a god! #
- watching flash of genius and finishing off this bottle of wine. #
- i’m physically incapable of not watching the godfather when it is on – even in edited and commercial interrupted form. god damn you amc hd! #
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