Yesterday North Korea opened its first pizzeria, after Kim Jong-il said North Koreans should be able to try the world’s best foods. Apparently in North Korea Applebee’s would be a five star restaurant.
Scientists in Israel have developed a device that will let plants send text messages when they need watering. They say with the device plants will text their owners when they need water, sunlight, or a ride home from the mall.
A new study out says that people who have great sex live longer. That’s interesting but it still doesn’t explain why Larry King is still alive.
A kindergarten teacher in Connecticut has been arrested for forcing a 5-year-old to eat food from a garbage can. The ironic thing is the kid said it tasted better than the usual cafeteria lunch.
George W. Bush has announced plans to write a book about the twelve toughest decisions he made while in office. It’s tentatively titled, “My Half-Dozen Toughest Decisions as President.”
Police in upstate New York are looking for a man who accidentally recorded himself setting up a video camera in a Starbucks bathroom to spy on other people. Police describe him as about 6 feet tall, 35-40 years old, and extremely pretentious.
A brothel in Berlin is now offering all you can eat food and drinks included in the price of the girl. Not surprisingly, the most popular item on the menu is the tuna.
Forbes magazine says that billionaires in the world have lost half their wealth in the last year. It’s so bad for billionaires that today I saw a guy on a street corner with a sign that said, “Will be rich for food.”
The April issue of the Oprah magazine has First Lady Michelle Obama on the cover with Oprah. It’s an amazing picture: the most famous and powerful woman in the free world standing next to Michelle Obama.
There’s a new study out that finds that Americans are less religious than ever before. Here’s how desperate the Catholic Church is to win back members: earlier today they eliminated three commandments.
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