• done with my morning run, watching dave letterman’s monologue from last night. dave told TWO of my jokes! double ka-ching! #
• not wearing any green today but i will be tapping the guinness later. #
• thanks to my irish ancestors for passing along “the sickness” (making drinking gesture)! #
• working from home today, so pants are optional. however, pants definitely not optional when dropping kids off at school, as i’ve learned. #
• here are my two bernie madoff jokes that dave letterman told last night: http://www.chumworth.com/2009/03/16/3628/ #
• attention mrs chumworth: we’ve got some bananas in the kitchen that are plenty ripe for banana chocolate chip bread. hint. #
• it’s nice and peaceful and quiet here at home. i am fearing the return of the kids from school. #
• kid number 1 home, now time to get kid number 2. then i will need to tap a guinness! #
• it’s almost o’guinness o’clock. #
• 6 year old teaching 9 year old how to play the piano. this can only end in crying and screaming. #
• mrs chumworth has gone out and left me to put the kids to bed by myself. trying hard not to cry. #
• RR: here are my two bernie madoff jokes that dave letterman told last night: http://tinyurl.com/ccvyjf #
• note to fellow parents in town: stop giving your kids st paddy’s day presents from a magic leprechaun. now my kids expect it. fat chance! #

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