Twitter Updates for 2009-03-17
- just a couple of more weeks of exhibition games and then the real season can finally begin – the hockey playoffs! #
- once again i am comedically constipated. #
- North Korean has opened its first Italian restaurant. Experts say they could soon be capable of making cannolis of mass destruction. #
- apparently i need to have my oil tank feed line sleeved. this sounds expensive – and vaguely sexual. #
- just went out for coffee in a desperate and fruitless attempt to improve my day. it isn’t working. #
- is it too late to give up work meetings for lent? #
- six year is practicing the piano. nine year old is whining. 39 year old (me) is boozing. #
- just gave the six year old a shower which means she is clean. well, as clean as a six year old could ever be. #
- writing st patrick’s day jokes for mr letterman. most of my friends have useful careers. #
- The UN now estimates that world population will be over 9 billion people by 2050, up from 6.8 billion now. Thanks Octomom. #
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