• big chumworth family outing today. part business, part pleasure, all chaos. #
• reviewing dave letterman’s monologue from last night. he told one of my barbie turns 50 jokes! #
• my nine year old just put on enough strawberry lip gloss to sink a ship. she’s in trouble. i told her to never touch my gloss. #
• we’re at a place with lots people and at least one large, talking bear. No beer, though. #
• wait – now, in addition to a talking bear, there’s a clown here too. Either that or i’m having an acid flashback. #
• Just had a tasty beer and salad for lunch. Now heading home. Still wearing pants. #
• here’s how the rest of the day is shaping up: food shopping, do mom’s taxes and beer drinking. not necessarily in that order. #
• RR: new IT Underworld caption contest! win a $25 amazon gift card (note: i take bribes): http://tinyurl.com/c9yjsd #
• at the supermarket. Just put broccolli in the shopping cart. Apparently i recently suffered a traumatic head injury. #
• time to pay the bills. let’s see how far in i get before i need a drink. #
• bills paid (barely). now time to do my mom’s taxes. i’d better go straight to the single malt scotch. #
• ok, mom’s taxes done and filed! i think i’ve now paid off that pot roast she made for us last weekend. #
• <—- commencing real saturday night boozing! #
• drinking some tasty maine beer: http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/13884/29098 #
• song remains the same on vh1 classic, breaking out the cheese and crackers and prepping a nice piece of salmon. oh baby! #
• whoops, made a bit of a boozing faux pas – went from red wine to white. ahh, who cares? let’s have some scotch. #
• time for dessert! stand back…! #

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