Twitter Updates for 2009-03-14

dave letterman told one of my bristol/sarah palin jokes last night! good way to start the day. it’s all downhill from here. #
i need to replace my nose hair trimmer. this time i’m not buying a used one. lesson learned. #
here’s my sarah/bristol palin joke that dave letterman told last night: http://tinyurl.com/dmyeww #
my hair looks like i got up this morning, got swirlied and let it air dry. #
time for lunch. gentlemen, start your onions! i have no idea what that means. #
attention coworkers: new balance outlet offering 30% discount to us folks. gotta show your ID before ringing up. (thanks @kyanna!) #
new IT Underworld caption contest! win a $25 amazon gift card (note: i take bribes): http://tinyurl.com/c9yjsd #
time for some low priced, well aged cafeteria coffee. #
counting down until beer o’clock! friday afternoons feel like christmas eve. #
programming note: due to the ncaa basketball tournament (yawn) dave letterman only has new shows mon-wed of next two weeks. #
racing home now to my beer, i mean family. #
<— weekend boozing has begun – and it’s still light out! love that. #
drinking the follow beer, which @mayaREguru turned me on to: http://tinyurl.com/amnx6l #
watching seinfeld with the kids. they love the classics. #
the local weatherman just took credit for warm temps coming this weekend. he doesn’t take blame for bad weather. he ain’t fooling me. #
ok, in the final stretch of getting the kids in bed. nirvana awaits! #
kids crying and whining and generally driving us insane (i.e. normal bedtime). i’ve moved on to red wine. #
whoa – just remembered there is canned frosting in the fridge waiting to be polished off. #
mmm – chianti and vanilla cake frosting! #
the facebook homepage changes ain’t exactly earth shattering. why are you people getting your panties in such a bunch? have a drink. #