Bernie Madoff is looking at 150 years in a maximum-security prison.
When he heard he was going to maximum security Madoff asked his lawyer “Does that mean there are no valets?”
Even though he’s going to jail Bernie Madoff is still ripping people off.
During his hearing today he swindled the paintbrush from the courtroom sketch artist.
Earlier today in the Bernie Madoff trial a bunch of his victims got to address him in court.
It was crazy; 25 people yelling and screaming for an hour. It was just like The View.
Bernie Madoff is spending his first night in jail tonight.
Right about now he’s figuring out that the other guy in his cell isn’t a valet.
Bernie Madoff is spending his first night in jail tonight.
He’s only been in jail for a few hours and he’s already swindled his cellmate out of his cigarettes.
Forbes magazine says that billionaires in the world have lost half their wealth in the last year.
Here’s how bad it is for billionaires: earlier today I saw a guy on a street corner with a sign that said “Will be rich for food.”
Over in Iraq that guy who threw his shoes at President Bush has been given three years in prison.
When he heard the news he threw his shoes at his lawyer.
One year ago today Gov. Eliot Spitzer resigned as Governor of New York.
He celebrated by hiring a woman to blow out his candle.
Bristol Palin and her fiancé Levi Johnston have split up.
Apparently they had irreconcilable differences: she wanted to get married and he didn’t.
Bristol Palin and her fiancé Levi Johnston have split up.
Sarah Palin is taking it hard. Earlier today she was hunting Levi from a helicopter.
Bristol Palin and her fiancé Levi Johnston have split up.
Apparently what happened was Sarah Palin let her gun down for a minute and he was able to run away.
Sesame Street has laid off 20 percent of its work force.
It’s the worst news for Bert and Ernie since California banned gay marriage.
Sesame Street has laid off 20 percent of its work force.
Here’s how bad it is for the Sesame Street folks: earlier today Oscar the grouch was evicted from his garbage can.
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