Twitter Updates for 2009-03-12
- Jessica Simpson has lost a bunch of weight. Friends say she hasn’t dropped this much dead weight since she dumped Nick Lachey. #
- let’s try this again: amn – just thought a of a great turning the cLocks back joke! i’d write it down and save it for next year. #
- ok, i’m trying one more time: damn – just thought a of a great turning the cLocks AHEAD joke! i’ll write it down and save it for next year. #
- dear cafeteria staff: if you refuse to label the salad dressing then you leave me no choice but to lick all the ladles to know what’s what. #
- Bernie Madoff is going to plead guilty tomorrow. He could get 150 years in prison, but with good behavior he could be out in 100. #
- got the kids fed. now rewarding myself with a beer. i deserve it. #
- hey now – bristol palin is available! http://tinyurl.com/cd9neb #
- mrs chumworth is making brownies. who am i to argue? #
- i haven’t been able to think straight since november 1, 1999 – the day my first child was born. #
- just jammed home quit a bit of brownies. that’s gonna go right to my hips. #
- mrs chumworth on phone planning weekend trip for family. “i need to run it by my husband”. translation: i’ll tell him when we’re going. #
- Sesame Street laid off 20 percent of its work force this week. It’s the worst news for Bert and Ernie since California banned gay marriage. #
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