Bernie Madoff is going to plead guilty tomorrow to 11 counts of fraud.
He could get 150 years in prison, but with good behavior he could be out in only 100 years.
It was a rainy day here today in New York City.
It was so rainy today that thing on Donald Trump’s head stood up and shook itself off.
It was a rainy day here today in New York City.
It was so rainy today that Capt. Sully Sullenberger ditched on to a runway.
It was 57 and dreary today in New York City – just like Timothy Geithner.
They say now that Jessica Simpson has lost a bunch of weight.
Friends say she hasn’t dropped that much dead weight since she dumped Nick Lachey.
They say now that Jessica Simpson has lost a bunch of weight.
It must be true because earlier today Nabisco stock was down 25%.
President Obama has lifted the federal ban on stem cell research.
He’s been busy overturning a bunch of George Bush’s policies. Earlier today he once again made it illegal for the vice president to shoot somebody.
President Obama has lifted the federal ban on stem cell research.
He’s been busy overturning a bunch of George Bush’s policies. Earlier today he also lifted the ban on saying “nuclear”.
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