I bought mom’s Christmas present earlier today.
Every year I buy her the same thing and every year I have the same problem: how I do I ship her a big bottle of booze?
It’s Christmas time so I have a lot of people I need to tip.
I’m all set for that; earlier today I went to the bank and got a couple of rolls of quarters.
Bernard Madoff has been sentenced to house arrest in his $7 million Park Avenue apartment.
Legal experts say that with good behavior he could be released early to his house in the Hamptons.
Bernard Madoff has been sentenced to house arrest in his $7 million Park Avenue apartment.
That’s right, he’s confined to his $7 million Park Avenue apartment or, as Martha Stewart calls it, maximum security.
This Bernard Madoff guy is about the most hated guy in America right now.
The good news is, his friends are sticking by him. Earlier today Martha Stewart called and offered to show him how to make a shiv.
Here in New York everybody is angry because the governor has proposed new taxes on all sorts of things like booze, soft drinks, and music downloads.
The good news is he pledged to not raise the hooker tax.
Yesterday they announced some of the performers at Barack Obama’s inauguration.
Here’s the list of performers: Aretha Franklin, Yo-Yo Ma and Jay Leno gets the 10:00 spot.
Celebrity birthdays: today is Brad Pitt’s birthday.
His cake had 45 candles – one for each child.
Celebrity birthdays: Katie Holmes turns 30 today.
She celebrated with a very small cake – and a very small husband.
NASA says that 2 trillion tons of ice in the Artic has meted since 2003.
They say it’s the biggest thaw they’ve seen since Oprah and I made up.
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