Happy Thanksgiving! I have a lot to be thankful for this year.

George Bush, Eliot Spitzer, Sarah Palin…

Earlier today here in New York they had the big Thanksgiving Day parade.

It was a big success; only three high school bands are missing.

This bad economy even had an affect on the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Instead of the usual high school marching bands they had to downsize to middle school marching bands.

We had the big Letterman family Thanksgiving dinner at my house today.

We had so much going at one point that we ran out of potholders so I had to think fast and use my hairpiece.

We had the big Letterman family Thanksgiving dinner at my house today.

I can always tell that’s mom’s had enough to drink when she starts calling me Regis.

Here’s how bad the economy has gotten: today at mom’s house she was charging extra for gravy.